Total Medals Earned: 55 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 810 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/255 points)
Life after death
Replay the game.
Finish the game without dying.
Defeat the final boss.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (80/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/42 (105/485 points)
Just start the game, the Stary Night starring King Kong after Vang Gogh
you need at least 9 points to try to cut your ear with a branch
you can not cut your ear with an ice cream
You need at least 14 points to try to cut your ear with a nail clipper
You need at least 19 points to try to cut your ear with scissors
Find 3 Hidden stars, after Wheatfield with crows by Vincent Van Gogh
You need at least 29 points to try to cut your ear with a chain saw
You need at least 24 points to try to cut your ear with a machete
You need all 30 points to try to cut your ear with a lightsaber
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/235 points)
First steps
Return to another world
Kill the king
Solve reel puzzle
Find a face
Solve puzzle for 15 sec
Complete the game again
Medals Earned: 1/39 (5/430 points)
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 11/20 (75/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 9/30 (95/500 points)
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Obtain the wooden bat
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Give Albert the Bad News
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Beat the Game
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (140/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
I hope you chose the money.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
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Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor